Dining Alone In A Fancy Restaurant.

Last week I was dining alone in a fancy restaurant, (the Alain Ducasse at The Dorchester if you want me to be specific!) and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. I admit I’d been checking her out since I sat down, but I just lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward me. I reflexively reach out, grab it out of the air, and hand it back to her.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.

We then enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards we went to the theatre followed by drinks at a lovely West End cocktail bar.

We talked, we laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and I shared mine.

Then after paying for everything, she asks me if I would like to go with her to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast!

Well, I don’t mind admitting, it took me all of two nanoseconds to reluctantly agree to and we had a wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooked me a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings.

The whole experience was just amazing! Everything had been just SO incredible!!

‘You know,' I said, ‘you are the perfect woman!’ Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'


'No,' she replies. . .


Wait for it……….




The suspense is killing you, isn't it?




She says :



'You just happened to catch my eye!!' 



DON’T YOU JUST LOVE IT! - Be seeing YOU!!

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