Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward me. I reflexively reach out, grab it out of the air, and hand it back to her.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.
We then enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards we went to the theatre followed by drinks at a lovely West End cocktail bar.
We talked, we laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and I shared mine.
Then after paying for everything, she asks me if I would like to go with her to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast!
Well, I don’t mind admitting, it took me all of two nanoseconds to reluctantly agree to and we had a wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooked me a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings.
The whole experience was just amazing! Everything had been just SO incredible!!
‘You know,' I said, ‘you are the perfect woman!’ Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'
'No,' she replies. . .
Wait for it……….
The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
She says :
'You just happened to catch my eye!!'
DON’T YOU JUST LOVE IT! - Be seeing YOU!!