Wednesday, 28 August 2013

The Rob Gotobed Cowboy Vibrating Unit!

Hi! My name is Rob Gotobed and I run The Rob Gotobed Wild West Rodeo Shop!

Today’s special offer….

THE ROB GOTOBED COWBOY VIBRATING UNIT.

The new improved Rob Gotobed Cowboy has a special prong, that when inserted into any object will gently vibrate it!

You can use it to vibrate your house to knock off all your accumulated dust, or during winter to remove unwanted snow or woodpeckers from your roof!

Not convinced? Then imagine this scenario - you’re sat at home when suddenly you receive an unexpected visit from Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, and the New York Mets!!

(I know, how often does that happen? At least 16 times per year to an average household I think you’ll agree!!)

Mmmm… but what a dilemma???? How to keep that lot entertained!!

Well, with the aide of ‘The New Rob Gotobed Cowboy Vibrating Unit’, there’s no need to worry. Simply insert the cowboy’s special prong into Orlando Bloom and it’ll keep the New York Mets amused for hours!!

**This week’s special offer buy two and vibrate Johnny Depp as well!!**

Only $9.99 from The Rob Gotobed Wild West Rodeo Shop – but only while stocks last!!

How does it work? I don’t know, but it does!!

Be seeing You!

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Wednesday, 21 August 2013

Rob Gotobed's Reversible Toilet Paper!

Hi! My name is Rob Gotobed and I run The Rob Gotobed Novelty Poop Shop!

Today’s special offer….

ROB GOTOBED’S REVERSIBLE TOILET PAPER. 

Yes, even better than recyclable toilet paper!

With the new extra absorbent Gotobed toilet paper, you can use both sides, then stick it on the washing line to dry, and use it again!!

Each roll comes with a lifetime guarantee and is only $9.99 from The Rob Gotobed Novelty Poop Shop!

How does it work? I don’t know, but it does!!

Be seeing You!

**Please note: The Rob Gotobed Combined Toilet Brush & Nasal Comb Gift Set has had to be withdrawn for safety reasons!!
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Thursday, 15 August 2013

MOO–MOO!! The Home Brew Cow!

Hi! My name is Rob Gotobed and I run The Rob Gotobed Novelty Farm Shop!

Today’s special offer….

MOO–MOO!! THE  HOME BREW COW.

Yes, ‘Moo-Moo’ the home brew cow produces delicious home brewed bier in just seven seconds!!

You see ‘Mooey’ simply combs ordinary tap water with the aide of the new Rob Gotobed designed ‘Alco-comb’, and in just six seconds you’re ready to present your guests with genuine refreshing German style bier. Yes, five seconds is all it takes!! How does it work? We don’t know, but it does!!

Only $9.99 from The Rob Gotobed Novelty Farm Shop!!

Be seeing You!

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Wednesday, 7 August 2013

The Rob Gotobed Trowel & Troll Set!

Hi! My name is Rob Gotobed and I run The Rob Gotobed Novelty Dog Poop Shop!

People often ask me how I keep my prices so low at The Rob Gotobed Novelty Dog Poop Shop?

The answer is simple!!

All my products are stolen goods that I buy from thieves! I also don’t offer a guarantee or after-sales service on any of my products.

I can also assure you that you won’t find any quality brands at The Rob Gotobed Novelty Dog Poop Shop. But you will find two large Rottweilers called Hilary & Bill in the yard at the back of the shop, so don’t get any ideas!

Today’s special offer….
THE ROB GOTOBED TROWEL & TROLL SET. 
**Not to be confused with the Troll & Towel set from last year’s SALE**

Yes, we guarantee this troll is so frightening that nobody will ever steal your garden trowel again!! 

Only $9.99 from The Rob Gotobed Novelty Dog Poop Shop!!

Be seeing You!

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