Monday, 4 February 2013
The Love Boat Romance!!
Ed and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her.
Every date seemed better than the last..
On the one-month anniversary of their first date, Ed took Dorothy to a fine restaurant and said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage”.
So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem, for us, you'd better say so now!"
Dorothy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for about the last five years I've been a "Hooker!!"
"I see," Ed replied thoughtfully. He looked down at the table, and was quiet for a moment, deep in thought about the seriousness of where this relationship could go.
Then Ed spoke, "You know, Dorothy, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."
Be seeing you!!
PS: Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often!!